docking

docking
1. (docking) (5360↑, 2352↓)
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

2. (docking) (2087↑, 1753↓)
The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.

Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.

3. (docking) (1356↑, 1106↓)
The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Dave and Richard enjoyed docking because it brought them closer together.

4. (docking) (978↑, 969↓)
A homosexual act where a circumcised man inserts the head of his penis into another man's foreskin.

Docking was easy with Richard, because he had a very stretchy foreskin.

5. (Docking) (37↑, 29↓)
To insert the head of your penis inside another man's foreskin.

Jason: Captain, I'm ready to dock\! JP: Give me a second, I'm docking with someone else\!

Author: Malaysian Jason http://docking.urbanup.com/5605181
6. (Docking) (59↑, 57↓)
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

4Leaf and his mate enjoyed docking immensely because of his mate's stretchy foreskin.

7. (Docking) (4↑, 2↓)
The males version of scissoring

"those two men were Docking lastnight"

Author: JMBakaTwizzler http://docking.urbanup.com/6321809
8. (Docking) (3↑, 5↓)
When one man sticks one end of a toothpick in his penis, and another man sticks the other end in his.

Dude, I can swear I heard those two guys talking about docking.

9. (Docking) (0↑, 2↓)
The fun act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. In the bathroom of Wal-Mart.

Tyler Stuck his cock into Patricks Saggy foreskin, only Patrick enjoyed it when Tyler was docking him hard and rough.

Author: Anonymous Tyler http://docking.urbanup.com/5864338
10. (docking) (55↑, 54↓)
The act of docking is when one male stretches the foreskin of his penis over another mans penis. Docking will result in a more satisfactory orgasm if one or both men ejaculate a bit during or before the act. Too much semen will make it more awkward to move around inside the mans foreskin.

"So johnny, we're going to be docking tonight, right?"

11. (docking) (78↑, 78↓)
The act of forcing one's penis into another foreskin. *Does not work if circumcised*

Dude\! Your foreskin looks like an anteater, have you been docking flat out?

12. (docking) (38↑, 39↓)
To insert the head of one's penis into the foreskin of anothers penis to achieve euphoria.

"They wipped out their cocks and started docking in the middle of class\!" -"Have you met John-Paul yet?" -"Oh, you mean Dock-Paul?"

Author: touchitifyouwantto http://docking.urbanup.com/5218788
13. (docking) (3↑, 6↓)
The act of using a Google Doc's blank document to instant message a friend.

Dude did you hear? Tom and Steve were docking in all of history class\!

14. (docking) (142↑, 145↓)
As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.

Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.

15. (docking) (20↑, 23↓)
when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.

man, i got drunk last night and was docking with my friend joey

16. (Docking) (8↑, 12↓)
1.Docking occurs when two men (usually homosexual), with erect penises (both uncircumcised), put one penis head in the foreskin of the other man. The term docking is based on the "docking" that occurs during the space shuttle/space station "docking". Sometimes known as "dry docking". Usually this process occurs until one man "splooges". If both men "Splooge" at the same time this is referred to as "wet docking".

Donna walked in as John and Daniel were docking. Daniel and John became so excited, upon Donna entering, that wet docking soon followed.

Author: Rancho Cucamonga http://docking.urbanup.com/4994390
17. (Docking) (154↑, 158↓)
(verb) Docking, to dock, docked: The act of stretching ones foreskin over the erect penis of another man.

"Hey Bob, Cliff and I were getting hot and heavy the other night and we tried docking\! He docked his cock onto mine. It was the most romantic night of my life\!"

18. (docking) (4↑, 9↓)
A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax. A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.

"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."

Author: real_voldemort http://docking.urbanup.com/6131642
19. (Docking) (2↑, 7↓)
To dock, is to conceal an object under ones foreskin, a variance of this is the infamous japanese dock in which the object is concealed in ones urethra

Person 1: ah shit, have you seen my math book? Person 2: mate I totally docked it last night, but I fell asleep and when I woke up it was gone Person 1: I told you to stop docking my stuff man\!

20. (Docking) (9↑, 22↓)
When a circumsized man puts his foreskin over an uncirumsised dudes dick. Like when spaceships dock.

"hey Sam, lets start docking like they do in starwars" "sorry eddie, we're both not cicumsised."

Author: sameddyjonnybarry http://docking.urbanup.com/4875855
21. (Docking) (544↑, 558↓)
The process of inserting the head of a circumcised penis into the foreskin of an un-circumcised penis

That Jewish dude was docking with that protestant.

22. (Docking) (75↑, 88↓)
Docking is just what it sounds like, imagine two space ships connecting. Thats it, except with two dicks. For the less geeky inclined, docking is when two uncircumsized guys just kinda aim at eachother and meet in the middle.

Anthony and Nick were bored so they decided to try a bit of docking.

23. (docking) (10↑, 24↓)
The graceful yet exhilarating reception and mixing of smegma by the violent rasping of 2 cocks within one of the cock's outstretched foreskin. Proper reciprocation often involves bequeathing of the buttery goodness to the other's mouth or asshole.

Make my foreskin your creamy home and start docking me\!

24. (Docking) (13↑, 27↓)
the art on an uncircumcised penis joining to a circumcised penis at the tip

john's Jewish penis went docking with Bill's catholic penis

25. (docking) (58↑, 72↓)
The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.

Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.

26. (docking) (2↑, 18↓)
The part in a relationship between "talking" and "dating" = "docking"

Fred and Sally are docking\!

27. (DOCKING) (25↑, 41↓)
WHEN TWO ERECT MALES PUT TIPS TOGETHER AND ONE MALE PULLS FORESKIN OVER THE OTHER WIENER

I WALKED IN AND WITH EXTREME DISGUST FOUND JOHNSON DOCKING BENFORD\!

28. (docking) (5↑, 22↓)
The act of placing one's cock into a pussy and leaving it there for a prolonged amout of time.

we were so tired, we fell asleep docking.

29. (Docking) (9↑, 27↓)
The act of inserting one penis into another penis

Matt: So i heard Austin and Taylor made a video of them docking each other

30. (docking) (121↑, 139↓)
The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.

Another reason Dave liked to dock with Richard was because it was the only way Dave could get his dickhead covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.

31. (docking) (32↑, 53↓)
The unique technique, therefore of; inserting ones penis party A inside of penis party B. Fully and completely.

head in head Docking 8=====D====8

32. (docking) (4↑, 30↓)
1: Whatever you read above related to gayness. 2: The act of having an object inserted into ones dickhole repeatedly and forcefully. While some consider the act excruciatingly painful, others still have popularized the act while chronicling their mid-life crisis.

Eric Schaeffer can't believe he's still single despite the fact that he enjoys dominatrix docking.

Author: Green Taylor Simms http://docking.urbanup.com/3957187
33. (docking) (13↑, 43↓)
The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.

I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you\!

Author: The professor and Mary Anne http://docking.urbanup.com/2551198
34. (docking) (7↑, 39↓)
Normally homosexual. The act of inserting progressivly larger objects in to a mans [jap eye] (yes all the way down) so eventually one man's [knob] can fit in the other guy's urethra. (It seems imposiible but I have seen a video proving a 1 inch dildo has been thrusted in and out of a blokes [jap eye] quite violently\!\!\!)

Elton was Docking David so they could become more closer.

35. (docking) (20↑, 63↓)
1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air. 2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time. 3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form. 4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab. (this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)

"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"

36. (Docking) (31↑, 87↓)
The art of sticking any object down a mans jap-eye (urethera).

"will inserted a biro pen into his one eyed milkman for sexual plesure a cracking docking session"

Author: willy the frottager johnson http://docking.urbanup.com/2241950
37. (docking) (40↑, 112↓)
To insert your penis into a sheath of a male canine, until orgasim.

I could be docking with your greatdane right now.

38. (docking) (29↑, 116↓)
The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.

"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"

39. (Docking) (54↑, 172↓)
The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.

His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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